yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.
"Waluigi! Sorry to hear about you not making the roster for the new Super Smash Brothers! Me being on the selection committee had-a nothing to do with it!"
I just died.
restoring faith in love
I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
the chicken crop is finally sprouting