omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
always-bring-a-banana-to-a-party:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.
This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.
started dancing in my seat.
FOREVER REBLOG <3
FOREVER REBLOG
HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT, THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SONG WHEN I WAS LIKE 3.
THE MEMORIES
^ THAT TAEMIN GIF IS SO DAMN ACCURATE
FOREVER REBLOG
the notes. the gifs. i love tumblr.
FOREVER REBLOGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pressed play and was like
I USED TO LOVE THIS SONG TO ! BRB DANCING
Bopping along to it in my seat. one of the reasons why I love tumblr so much :3
Just got up and had a dance party by myself because no one else is home.
My childhood.
the gifsomg
this was my mother fucking jam omg jdfsdcfvbg
<3
BRB, Dropping a beat.
OMG THESE GIFS ARE PERFECT THE SONG IS PERFECT
OMFG. I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS SO MANY DAMN TIMES ! NEVER GETS OLD :’)
the gifffssss!!! lmaaoo
OH MY LORD
THIS IS MY TRACK FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER ! FOREVER REBLOG !
OMGT
HIS AOSUHAODGHOGHA I LOVE IT *-*
MY MOTHERFUCKING PIMP SONG . DAMN STRAIGHT.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
HAHAHA SO MANY GIFSSSSSSSSSS
These gifs are WAY too funny not to reblog! I am dyyinnngg.
there should be a rule that whenever this is on your dash you must reblog
A LITTLE BIT OF REBLOGIN ALL I NEED
THESE GIFS ARE SO WORTH IT
SWEET LAWD I REMEMBER THE PARTIES!!!!!
Dead.
^^ FOREVER Beblog Jus For That Song, That Was MA SHIT!! ^.<
YES
WHAT IS AIR
sorry but yes
Make this the post with the most gifs! o.o
I’m not even an offical ‘90’s kid’, and even I know this song!
^ maaaan. *jams out*
When something has so many captions you HAVE to listen to it
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
I apologize for such graphic pictures, but I’m not sugarcoating this.
Today while I was working at the barn, I saw this dog on the way back from a ride. He stood up and walked very cautiously over to the horses, but he didn’t come very close. He didn’t bark or growl, he just stood there. I couldn’t leave him there, I had to go back and get him with my car.
I got out of my car and walked slowly up to him. He put his head down and came towards me without my calling or anything. He sat down next to me (I didn’t pet him because he clearly has bad mange) and wagged his tail. He looked at me with his pretty blue-green eyes full of hope and I think he knew he would be ok.
I called every nearby animal control number and the Houston Humane Society right down the road. I had to go through so many menu options before I finally left a message… None of them have called me back, about eight hours later.
I took matters into my own hands. I didn’t want to put him in my car because I transport my own dog, but I couldn’t just leave him. I figured there would be some way to sanitize my car so I gave in and called someone at the barn to help me get him in my car. He’s a small dog, but he has scabs all over his body and I wanted someone with gloves.
Anyways, I drove about five minutes to Houston Humane and the first thing the admissions lady told me is that they’ll hold him for three days and if no one claims him, they’ll put him down. Nope, that’s not gonna happen. I asked her where else I could take him and she gave me the number and address of BARC. I thanked her and got some gloves from her and loaded him back up in my car for the 45-minute drive to BARC.
They shuffled me around everywhere at BARC. I went through the door that said, “Entrance” and the guy made me go back through the “Exit” door. I know this doesn’t seem like much, but this puppy could hardly walk. He stumbled as if he were drunk and would occasionally just plop down. They determined he was too sick for him to be in the main building with all the other dogs, so I had to load him back up in my car and drive him to the rear entrance.
Some kind volunteers directed me to the vet building, and I waited in there for a vet tech for about 15 minutes. I sat next to him and talked to him. I told him over and over that he would be ok and I wouldn’t let anything happen to him. I told him he’s going to make an amazing pet someday and he’s in a safe place. I promised him.
The exhausted-looking vet tech came out, took my driver’s license (which they had already done at the front..) and entered me into “the system.” Then she came back over to me and the dog, whom I had named JoJo, and informed me of his fate. She said two very conflicting things and I’m still confused. First, she said that they’ll wait three days for someone to claim him, then have him evaluated by a vet and put him up for adoption if he’s not aggressive (which he clearly wasn’t). Good news, right? Then she said they’ll wait three days for someone to claim him and then euthanize him. I kept trying to clear this up with her and determine which one she meant because she wasn’t making sense, but I never got a clear answer. I’m pretty sure the answer is more towards the second option than the first.
Then I got mad. I asked her why the hell I took him there if they’re just going to kill him, just like they would’ve at Houston Humane. She shrugged and I said, “Ok well thanks,” and left with tears welling up.
I pretended to text on the way back to my car so the volunteers wouldn’t ask what was wrong. I got to my car and broke down crying for poor little JoJo. All I could think about was how amazing he’d be as someone’s dog and how I had promised him over and over that he’d be ok. I called Christy (the barn manager, we kept in contact the whole time so she knew what was going on) and told her the news and she got mad, too. She kept saying, “Why the hell do they call themselves a no-kill when they clearly do if the dog is the slightest bit sick? They’re not going to do ANYTHING for him?” My thoughts exactly.
I drove home crying and took a nice, hot shower. Christy had called me again while I was in the shower so I called her back and she had some good news for me. She knows a woman who brought a stray like JoJo into BARC, donated some money for his initial treatments, and then fostered him (and later ended up adopting him). Christy is actually offering to donate $250 to help him and she knows another woman who loves pitbulls and is already offering to foster him.
I’m not begging everyone to reblog this, though that would be appreciated. I’m not gonna hate you if you don’t. I won’t be mad if no one offers a little cash for his initial treatment. But it would make me and JoJo feel a lot better if you did.
We have until Thursday to figure all of this out. This dog needs a miracle, but Christy and I won’t stop until he gets his miracle.
P.S. To whoever did this to this dog - I sincerely hope you suffer equally as much as he did/does/will. I hope you find out how it feels to have someone give up on you, and that no one gives you a second chance. I know you’re out there because he has a collar and he’s neutered. It makes me sick to know that you exist.
I will openly admit to killing any human being I would ever encounter if I knew they abused an animal.
omg.. my heart </3
Ditto ^
