angeltrash:

You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

fifty-shades-of-shade:


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.


k

fifty-shades-of-shade:

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

k

baby-gohma:

titles-for-tangents:

conquerorwurm:

catp0rn:

cptprocrastination:

BABIES

THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS 

THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”

"Where are the beebies?"

"*mew*"

"Beebies!"

"Mew!"

I can’t stop watching this video please help

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.
Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via hakurens)
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

castiel-angeloftheflaws:

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

A car park

you say you post anti-feminism but your posts look like feminism to me?? you do know feminism is just trying to get *equal* rights, don't you?
Anonymous

jetpack-johnny:

abbiegoth:

unloved-slut:

abbiegoth:

Except that feminists are constantly fighting against men.

Women have *more* rights than men do, sweetheart. And unless you can give me 10 instances of well-known feminist groups advocating for men’s rights instead of picking fights with them, I shall continue being an anti-feminist.

This is the stupidest post on Tumblr oh my fucking god

Obvious man posing as woman, too!!

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Nice try, cunt. Now give me facts to try and prove me wrong or go away.

you disagree with feminism!  you are now a cishet male, expect your penis in the male in 3-5 business days. ask the nearest male for locations to your local patriarchy meeting

continent:

my kind of bouquet

continent:

my kind of bouquet

trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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spocksfatalboner:

spocksfatalboner:

yanno those white noise sites like rainymood.com or the cafe shop one? i’d like an Enterprise bridge one, please. Soft beeping, maybe some chill version of amok time theme or something, and every now and then the crew calmly issuing orders or reading…