easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN

crownofbirds:

watersport5:

he sometimes forgets which way he’s supposed to be

what shape is bird

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

toads-of-thunder:

"Waluigi! Sorry to hear about you not making the roster for the new Super Smash Brothers! Me being on the selection committee had-a nothing to do with it!"

toads-of-thunder:

"Waluigi! Sorry to hear about you not making the roster for the new Super Smash Brothers! Me being on the selection committee had-a nothing to do with it!"

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

s00tball:

I just died.

s00tball:

I just died.

kungfu-mulutan:

restoring faith in love

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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daeva-agas:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

O.o

daeva-agas:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

O.o

noivern:

the chicken crop is finally sprouting

bodypositivefitness:

fitnessluvr:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

except the all black ones they don’t even seem to care lol

Woah, you’re right. None of the 3 solid black ones move at all.

bodypositivefitness:

fitnessluvr:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

except the all black ones they don’t even seem to care lol

Woah, you’re right. None of the 3 solid black ones move at all.