shots fired in the beverage fandom
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica
me as an insectshittt!
The leg up at the end tho.
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP
You ABSOLUTE WAFFLE
You TEDIOUS KNITTING NEEDLE
YOU PREPOSTEROUS WAFFLE
i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?
can the science side of tumblr expalin this
because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently