mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

tastefullyoffensive:

[12dianaprince]

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

surethattotallyhappened:

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

Going back to jokes about white people. I feel like any racist joke is funnier when told by a person of the race it's against. E.g. i'm a white person and one of my all time fave jokes. Why are people like crayons? No one likes the white ones.
Anonymous

ughsocialjustice:

OH MY GOD

-the canadian one (should not find that funny wtf)

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

liftedandgiftedd:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

every fucking time..

mistermarx:

yaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

pleatedjeans:

via

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here