You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life
modern day rebels
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS
THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”
"Where are the beebies?"
I can’t stop watching this video please help
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves
rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat
rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin
rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws
rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up
This is… not any less creepy in daylight
|—||Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via hakurens)|
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
A car park
Women have *more* rights than men do, sweetheart. And unless you can give me 10 instances of well-known feminist groups advocating for men’s rights instead of picking fights with them, I shall continue being an anti-feminist.
This is the stupidest post on Tumblr oh my fucking god
Obvious man posing as woman, too!!
Nice try, cunt. Now give me facts to try and prove me wrong or go away.
you disagree with feminism! you are now a cishet male, expect your penis in the male in 3-5 business days. ask the nearest male for locations to your local patriarchy meeting
my kind of bouquet
ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time