iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

toxic-ponies:

penis-hilton:

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

me as an insect

shittt!
captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

meda-rue:

creepypyramid:

cyosecret:

lokid-fallen-angel:

whalelovingattitude:

castiel-angel-of-the-tardis:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED

You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN

You ARROGANT DESK LAMP 

You ABSOLUTE WAFFLE

You TEDIOUS KNITTING NEEDLE

YOU PREPOSTEROUS WAFFLE

disneyvillainsforjustice:

More on the Code of Chivalry. - Mod Dawes Sr.

disneyvillainsforjustice:

More on the Code of Chivalry

- Mod Dawes Sr.

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

mak-o:

mak-o:

mak-o:

how do you make holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

*slaps knee*

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently